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Cum DingleBerries

When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while
"I jacked off in the shower an couldnt get those Cum DingleBerries off my pubes for a week"
by yodazzz May 19, 2009
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dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.
If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.
by samiam6977 January 16, 2009
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Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.
I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.
by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008
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dangleberries

Dry particles o'shite clinging to the hairs of the arse.
A small comb is useful when trying to remove dangleberries, but razors prove a bit too dangerous.
by Abi and Joe November 20, 2003
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dangleberries

dry excrement caught in the bum hairs. Referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. Some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of butt.n
See also
Shitballs
Stinknuggets
Dude your mom has dangleberries like golf balls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.
by Christank February 18, 2004
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armpit dingleberries

when stick deodorant is hastily applied to a hairy underarm region, resulting in chunks of deodorant becoming suspended in the mass of hair.
Every time he raised his arms, revealing those armpit dingleberries, I was horrifically mesmerized. I quickly became obsessed, both fearing and anticipating their next reveal.
by dafox December 4, 2014
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swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
by Suck it miller January 29, 2014
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