During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!
Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!
Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!
Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
by MD452 April 20, 2014
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When you're wearing a wet suit above water, but you're still soaking wet and just as you're sitting down your balls smash out the fart-air trapped behind them creating a noise similar to "daloof"
I was so gassy the other day when we went diving and kept farting in my wet suit. When I got out of the water and sat, I was SO embarassed because my balls let out the biggest "daloof" I've ever heard.
by Jocelynski October 25, 2008
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Someone who is a big slut in real and online, and can't keep her legs closed, they have so many diseases that it is not even funny and most diseases are incurable.
Man that girl is a real DalosseM, the doctors can't find any cures for the amount of diseases she has.
by FireIceStorm34 January 27, 2019
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