Dallas Cowboys 

A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.

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Dallas Cowboys by Mike B. Anderson January 12, 2008

dallas cowboys 

A team that has a rightful place in NFL history. They are currently one of the best teams in the NFL, although they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. Our QB, Tony Romo, is second only to Tom Brady, and T.O. Has the second highest reception rate in NFL History.Most retards (Eagles and Redskin fans) make fun of us witchout realizing how much they suck them selves.

Carl: Cowboys suck!
Tom: Who do you like?
Carl: The Eagles
Tom: LOL! N00b team with one Superbowl win!
Carl: And Cowboys?
Tom: Dallas Cowboys are five time Superbowl Champions, asshole

dallas cowboys by Tard-Hater November 7, 2008

Dallas Cowboys 

SUCK!! HAHAHA hey hey i got a joke.

Frankie.- "Hey Billy, how many dallas cowboys does it take to win a super bowl?"

Billy.- "I don't know how many?"

Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"

Dallas Cowboys by dizstreetzjustwontleavemealone June 6, 2009

Dallas Cowboys 

The most awesome football team ever. The people who call Dallas and their fans fags, homos, and the like are insecure about their own sexuality. They love to pick on the Cowboys and their fans, and when the Dallas fans do the same, they either: 1) make pathetic excuses 2) whine and/or complain. 3) start hating on them cause they're jealous
GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!

eagles fan: Ha the cowboys suck they are a bunch of fags/druggies/homos and their fans are too.

Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
EF: one.

CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.

EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,

CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
EF:

Dallas Cowboys by COWBOYS & UGA BULLDOGS RULE!! June 9, 2009

Dallas cowboys 

Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.

“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”

Dallas cowboys by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018

Dallas Cowboys 

The most whinny fan base in the world, thinks it America’s team but really is the worst team in the NFL, hasn’t won a super since most of the draft picks in 2021 wasn’t born

Dallas Cowboys- whinny and bitchy

Dallas Cowboys by Yourmommy6969 April 30, 2021

Dallas Cowboys 

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.

The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.

Dallas Cowboys by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023