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Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you
Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.
by Griizxx July 1, 2019
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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distant habits

a band which has the 70's jive and metal scene of 2010 down and wont leave there fans with a frown
man distant habits where epic
by the distant man July 12, 2010
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distant learning

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning
by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021
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distant mind

The official title of an indie horror teen graphic novel. In Distant Mind, a teenager named Micah Myriad discovers that he has latent abilities to communicate with the deceased. Shenanigans ensue afterwards.
Hey man, have you read the newest Distant Mind issue?
It fuckin rocks!
by haimerei13! August 29, 2023
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Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.
Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut
by Master designer August 29, 2025
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Distant homie

A person you see as a close friend or relative, but keep at a distance because of there history
Donovan talks to much he is my distant Homie
by 2016.youngin September 2, 2016
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