Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019

Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023

distant habits

a band which has the 70's jive and metal scene of 2010 down and wont leave there fans with a frown

man distant habits where epic

by the distant man July 12, 2010

distant learning

The worst thing to ever exist

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021

distant mind

The official title of an indie horror teen graphic novel. In Distant Mind, a teenager named Micah Myriad discovers that he has latent abilities to communicate with the deceased. Shenanigans ensue afterwards.

Hey man, have you read the newest Distant Mind issue?
It fuckin rocks!

by haimerei13! August 29, 2023

Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.

Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut

by Master designer August 29, 2025

Distant homie

A person you see as a close friend or relative, but keep at a distance because of there history

Donovan talks to much he is my distant Homie

by 2016.youngin September 2, 2016