delivery duck

A blue Ecstatic <not to be confused with aesthetic> duck that dresses in red, and makes people confused about their sexuality(?) Dressed in crispy taco, a poop doop.

"I have a brina, I'm also a shit pigeon but most of all I'm a delivery duck"

by Shit pigeon June 2, 2017

Delivery Mans Revenge

What happens after a delivery person figures out someone never tips no matter the service. Usually a loogie or a few pubes in the Pizza.

Shaquisha: I never tip the delivery guy they ass supposed to do they job and get me pizza, They don’t deserve nothin extra.
Daquan : I used to think like that too boo till the delivery driver gave me some extra ingredients a few times...Delivery Mans Revenge.

by Daddy Geebs February 17, 2019

Delivery Podcast

A bizarre and unnerving audio drama intent on subverting the horror genre. Structure of the play violently shoves the listener into a pre-apocalyptic event without a drop of exposition.

Man, that Delivery Podcast is some creepy business. What's up with that?

by Celebrity Tumour September 22, 2021

Medical Delivery System

Health Care System hate being a nursedoctors for moneymedical assistants there for benefitsrude pharmacistrude pharmacy staff

In the USA we now have a harsh medical delivery system and people go into the field to make money, not for a true calling to help other humans. The used to be heath and care involved not too long ago.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 16, 2020

Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.

Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.

by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014

Cannabis Club Delivery

The legal delivery of Medical Marijuana and other Marijuana products. Legal in California. The only legal way to have your medical marijuana delivered discretely, legaly and quickly to your home or office.

Hey Mary, Help! My mom is sick and needs her medical marijuana, but with all the dispenseries closed, where am i to look?

Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.

by Compassionate Care July 13, 2010

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020