conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010

debit or credit

when someone says "debit or credit?" and swipes their hand across the back of your bare neck.

if you say "neither" when asked "debit or credit" you will be punished :)

by swaggyfaggy- October 21, 2021

Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) is slotted in someone's ass crack (Like a Credit Card)

I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit that guy

by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022

debit or credit

when you say "debit or credit?" and without waiting for a response swipe the side of your hand across the back of someone's bare neck in a swiping motion

if you're asked "debit or credit" and reply with "none" or "paypal" you will be murdered

by swaggyfaggy- October 21, 2021

Debit Hold-up

When you blow smoke up someone's ass and then they fart the smoke into someone's mouth. An A.T.M. Shotgun, if you will.

I almost didn't survive the Debit Hold-up I did last night. Something flew right into my lung, Ted, and the taste was awful!

by D.R. Hart February 27, 2022

debit card game

The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.

Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?

*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*

by Iamnotfunny July 29, 2022

Debit

a woman who is negative on your bank account and provides no other value.

denier: Yeah her heads not great, she spends all day on Instagram, wants me to take her on a vacations, and her upkeep is $1,000 a week.

truth: bro, don't she live with her parents too? She is a debit. dump her.

by theHunchSack July 18, 2022