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I.T.D.

I.T.D. Is a name for a Internet Transmitted Disease, Spread around as a joke, Started with a Few people on Skype named Tom, and Phil. (It's mean't as a complete joke, it doesn't mean any thing.)
YOU CAUGHT THE NEW I.T.D. NAMED DURPIES! GG!
by xTomTheBeastx August 31, 2010
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B.I.T.D.B.

(Noun)
Stands for ¨Back-In-The-Day-Booty*¨; Used to describe that nostalgic feeling when you reminisce the days that you used to hit dat ass back in the day.

*can substitute in other options based on the situation or context
Person 1) Hey did you see dat girls ass?????

Person 2) Yeah we used to date for a while

Person 1) Did you hit that?

Person 2) Yeah. I remember that B.I.T.D.B. real well.
by Abe S February 8, 2019
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020
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D.G.H.I.T.B.

A game where players lie down on the ground next to each other. Then one of the lying players tosses a ball up in the air. If any player moves or flinches before the ball strikes, then they are out. If the ball hits them, then the get the next toss. If the ball misses the target, then the next toss goes to whoever was closest to being hit. You can position your hands for protection, but cannot move them. I will let you figure out what DGHITB stands for.
We played D.G.H.I.T.B. at church last night.
by Mr. Wormwood August 1, 2006
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D.T.I

Terry Sue: Queen are you still sober?
Minx: Oh yes, I went to a meeting last night?
Terry Sue: D.T.I girl, we saw you drunk as skunk on the corner trying to turn a trick!!
by thecorndogwalker December 16, 2011
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I W T D B I D W T K M S

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit
by BAD BITCH HOUR January 12, 2021
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T.D.I.

Two Drinks In

1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.

2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”

TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
"This is gonna be the best night ever... as long as we can keep T.D.I. tonight will be legendary"
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
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