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Cynical

The required outlook in order to find the cold hard facts to a problem.
Person 1: Dude that idea is great! I think it is flawless.

Cynical person: No, too many potential flaws there. Try again.

Person 1: Dude, quit being so damn cynical
by LeCynic June 18, 2013
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Cynically optimistic

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.
Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.
by Sanityfan November 29, 2015
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Cynical_Media

A streamer who's a furry and a boomer he is the worst at CSGO. Some days hes 84% gay and others hes back to simping for bitches on VR chat through and through he remains a furry who spends money on Profile picture commissions. He also loves Hydra's cheerios but enough of that who else can be pissed off one second into joking around another into taking a TWO HOUR SHITS DURING HIS STREAM!!Anywho his favorite word is cunt must be why he's a cute cuntass sometimes.

Must be why we love him no homo
Nigga one:Hey have you seen Cynical_Media play CSGO!?
Nigga two:Man that Cynical_Meida guy is so bad at CSGO.
Nigga three: He plays CSGO I thought he was simping over females on VR
by Niggalini May 17, 2020
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Cynical

The most misused word on the internet.

To be cynical is to tend to view people as by their own self-interest.

Not to be confused with pessimism, which is a tendency to believe that a bad outcome is more likely than a good one.
Also, not to be confused with skepticism, which is when you would doubt the truth of something and demand evidence.
Person 1: I'm cynical about the future.
Person 2: You mean pessimistic, right?
Person 1: Pessimistic! Yes, sorry, that's what I meant.
by Red Jacket July 17, 2021
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Cynical Client

The #1 Minecraft Client, made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.
Hey! Did you hear Cynical Client b69 is coming out?
by Asyc April 27, 2019
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Cynical Shawty

Someone who is involved in very niche forms of. Ironic media and online entertainment(memes,music,art)usually having a very cynical outlook on popular media and culture
Beth likes serial experiments lain,cause she's a cynical shawty
by Peachatty August 26, 2019
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cyncall

cyncall is a very very hot guy, id fuck him and hes prrty cool he gets the hoes

he has a 10 inch penis
pandaz "Fuck you cyncall!"
cyncall "Shut up simp!"
by cyncall September 15, 2020
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