Hair Curtain

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

by stephen's dad December 27, 2006

Nigga Curtain

That same porno where a nigga started hiding behind a curtain then proceeded to be a Nigga Lamp

Person 1: Hey dude you ever heard about Nigga Curtain?
Person 2: Ain't that the same person that had the name of Nigga Lamp?

by ThePhoenix56 July 10, 2019

Curbinout

The new way to eat on Saturday nights during the Covid 19 pandemic. Restrictions on restaurants led to food being picked up curbside, limited seats inside, and eating in tents outside.

"Hey babe you wana get Cheng Du tonight?"

"Yeah are they fully open now?"

"Nah they still be Curbinout so I'll call ahead and pick it up curbside."

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 11, 2021

curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

by Awffle May 28, 2009

Corn Curling

The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.

Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.

by Tony Bowls February 18, 2010

Cartinese

The ancient divine language popularized and named after rapper Playboi Carti. Usually characterized by a squeaky baby voice and slurring of words. +**+*-×>🦋
#WLR

Me: Yo did you hear that new Carti joint?
Friend: Yeah bro, mans was speakin Cartinese.

by uuuuuzi May 7, 2020