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Papi conditioner

is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.
OMG is that Cesar. NO thats papi conditioner! hold on to ur girlfriends!
by PAPI CONDITIONER June 29, 2010
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cuntictionary

Someone who's extremely fascinated with searching different 'CUNT' words and their meanings.
'He called me Cuntactionist? The Cuntictionary will tell me what it means..'
by memimi April 5, 2015
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conditioner cuck

A person (usually a guy) who only has one thing on his mind: conditioner
Doesn't take great care of his body and doesn't have much of a life, but makes up for it by purchasing expensive hair products, personal hygiene items etc. which, are the only thing he talks about and flexes on his friends, which mostly are emotionally distant from him, and they don't want to be around him, they don't hang out with him, he hangs out with them, and does so like a leech, clinging on and sucks until there isn't anything left to suck. Very draining to be around, and makes dumb overused jokes and sexual innuendos, despite not ever being sexually active.
José: Watch out, here he comes.
Zacharias: No kidding, lets get out of here before that conditioner cuck starts following us everywhere we go.
by Pollo👍 December 19, 2021
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Laundry Conditioner

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.
by JaZie April 24, 2010
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leave in conditioner

to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it
dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner
by asserroth March 7, 2011
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conditioner

while recieving head, the male pulls out just before shooting the goods and goes in the female's hair. at this point, the male rubs her hair vigorously. Note: wash hands afterwards.
Last night I gave my girl a little natural conditioner.
by sickwitdadick July 2, 2004
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Air Conditioner Mechanic

a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.
Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
by lenny xox king October 17, 2008
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