fudd custard

The congealed combination of vile vaginal sludge and urine which accumulates in the gusset of female underwear.

I pulled her pants off with my teeth and ended up with fudd custard smeared on my top lip. I can still smell it and that was two fucking weeks ago!

by christopher doherty December 14, 2009

anal custard

bro i love anal custard its so juicy and rich in anal vitamins

i bought some anal custard for our kinky faggot session today

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

Fish Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

Let's eat some fish custard during our Doctor Who marathon!

by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011

custard arm

When someone is bad at throwing a ball in sports.

"Nice throw, custard arm."

"What is Jono doing, he's got the biggest custard arm ever."

by Jono P. November 26, 2005

Dumb Cumster

A woman who is a cum dumpster but dumber.

Tara is one stupid dumb cumster.

by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

Cumster

Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.

Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.

by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009