Compromise

Mixing a good idea with a bad idea to make a slightly less bad idea in the name of bipartisanship.

Good idea: you not being sodomised.
Bad idea: me fucking your mouth AND your ass.
And the compromise is

Slightly less bad idea: me fucking your mouth OR your ass.

by Who ever December 9, 2012

Compromise

She will always get what she wants

Zariah wants a tv in the room. Travois does not so they compromise and put a tv in the room.

by Hariaz July 29, 2018

compromise

When you promise you'll wear a G string for him if he promises to take it off of you as soon as possible.

I'll compromise and wear butt floss for you tonight honey... but we are staying IN.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003

Compromise Vegetarian

Someone who would be vegetarian for ethical reasons, who agrees philosophically with vegans and vegetarians, but who can not restrict their diet in a strict or inflexible way. Rather than eliminating meat and/or animal "products" from their diets, the compromise vegetarian lessens the impact of his or her diet by restricting animal consumption, eating much less meat than typical, scheduling vegan or vegetarian meals whenever possible, but not turning down any food they might need on the appropriate occasion.

"We ran out of money for food this month and got canned chili at the food bank today, so we're just going to have to be compromise vegetarians."
"The dairy industry is destroying the planet's water, but we have WIC and are too poor to turn down free cheese and dairy, I guess that makes us compromise vegetarians."

by Coz the Shroom December 21, 2015

Compromise

An agreement between two entities where neither party is happy with the outcome.

We compromised, I get the children on even hours and she gets them on odd hours.

by dayglo123 August 9, 2019

Ohio Compromise

When a christian girl doesn't want to want give up her vaginal virginity before marriage so she resorts to anal sex.

She decided on the Ohio Compromise, the process required to lose her anal virginity. We call it this because Ohio is such a shithole.

by monkeysex54 March 29, 2020

compromise

an arrangement between friends wherein one is constantly forced to let the others have their own way, otherwise one is considered to be an asshole.

Matt Damon's friends always make him compromise by telling him that they won't hang out with him until he makes another Bourne movie.

by rk1432 July 19, 2010