Cumquats

apparently it's a fruit or smth but i thought it was just a word to insult me and my friends

me - WHY ARE WE CUMQUATS
person - bruh it's a fruit

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

cumquat

Noun. The name for an african-american's twat.

"Shaniqua has such a dark cumquat, that I couldn't see it in the night."

by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007

cumquat

The act of masterbating.. very quietly.

"I was playing with myself under the sheets at my parents home so i had to kumquat."

by mEEf January 18, 2004

cumquat

while hiting if from behind
you place a bowl of fruit on the womans back
and while going at it savor the fruit
and when finished maybe she'd like a banana?

may also be called the "chiquita"

Jim: dang i was so hungry me and latika did a cumquat
i ate 5 apples off that dirty whore.
Joe: didnt she have anal warts?

by MR.t! October 6, 2006

cumquat

What you say when you make a mistake while reading

"then the smelly chereeese, oh cumquat"

by Jordan eva May 15, 2005

Cumquat

A black curly haired girl from Philadelphia, who says water (wha-ter)like wader (wha-der)who loves ears, runs unknownly,and has had a bad experience with a football.

Cumquat with never play football again.

by Chris M. M October 20, 2008

cumquat

the female version of a blumpkin. A guy will eat a girl out while she is taking a dump.

dude, i gave this girl a cumquat and i threw up everywhere.

by johnnychimpo May 11, 2008