Crumping

A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.

In a pinch, Jack successfully masturbated his stallion using the crumping method.

by HorseEnthusiast September 12, 2016

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Crunning

The act of being intentionally ignorent, being more and more annoying just to make them mad

Person 1: "it's litteraly not!"
Person 2: 'Prove it"
Person 1: *shows proof*
Person 2: Ok but that could be fake
Person 1:....you're crunning, aren't you?
Person 2: What's that?

by LitaFita April 9, 2021

Crunning

The awkward run you do across a road when you're not sure if a driver has let you pass or not.
Crossing-Running

I'm not sure if they waved but I cran anyways.

It was an awkward day of crunning across different roads.

by Crasdit June 26, 2021

Crunting

Crunting short for crab hunting

Hey Nigel, want to go crunting?

by Deezhel December 2, 2021

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025