Cringle

A person that doesn't lose their virginity until they are 53 or above, and weight is above 400 pounds

"That guy is such a freaking Cringle"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Crongle

Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals

Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there

by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

Crongleous

An underdeveloped human being. Cronglei can be used when referring to multiple people.

God damnit Forehead, you're such a crongleous

by Absolutecrong October 21, 2019

Skrunkly Little Scrimblo Crunkler

A skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler is another way to say skrunkly, just longer.

Person 1: Dude, your cat is such a skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler.
Person 2: I know, right?!

by caat_enthusiast July 8, 2023

Crangle

Tangled beyond all hope. A combination of the words crazy and tangle.

“Hey, I thought you were hooking up your PS4” “I gave up, the wires are totally crangled”

by Efrom203 October 26, 2018

bung chungler

a synonym for someone who has hair on or closely surrounding their anus.

"dude, can i tell you a secret?"
"of course, man."
" i spread open my ass in the mirror to see if i needed to wipe any more, and i have a hairy asshole."
"oh! so you're a bung chungler! same here man! dont worry about it, pretty much every man has one."

by dangleberries June 4, 2009

crundle monster

The frightening creature that dwells within a women's crundle. Usually, this monster creaps out whenever the women bends over and it makes this sound- rraaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. This monster is among the worst smelling things found on earth and resembles some kind of mix between a hermit crab, a hobbit, and Hank Aaron. Warning signs for a women with a crundle: a gunt, a muffin top, a Fupa, a Vagamuch, or with feke.

Look out! The crundle monster is gonna get you.

by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007