When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.
by Frazzel November 7, 2011
Get the Crunchied mug.Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
by EBC July 11, 2007
Get the crunchy mug."Green;" environmentally-friendly.
by spectrekitty December 16, 2008
Get the crunchy mug.A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.
This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
by Edward August 16, 2003
Get the crunchie mug.quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
by nycbella December 15, 2003
Get the crunchy mug.Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"
Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."
Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."
by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009
Get the crunchie mug.Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
by Nina July 28, 2003
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