nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010

the crunchy reaper

A grim reaper who only kills chip.

We aresuch couch potatoes

I know the Crunchy Reaper is soooo going to come for us

by The Crunchy Reaper January 19, 2019

gone crunchy

Someone or something that is unlikeable beyond limits. Or when something stops working/broken.

My teacher gone crunchy during class. The computer gone crunchy when the child was playing a game.

by The Big Data March 15, 2022

feelin kinda crunchy

to be caught red handed in an embarrassing moment

look at you!!! I bet you feelin kinda crunchy about that huh

by srovaj3 July 19, 2011

Queso Crunchwrap

The most delicious thing to ever grace my pallet. Taco Bell should make this a permanent fixture on their menu. I have an orgasm every time I eat one.

*Bites Queso Crunchwrap*
Friend: Dude, why are your pants wet?

by Jean78439 August 19, 2008

crunchy lez

A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)

I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.

Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.

by Lezzylover122134 September 13, 2010

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".

M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!

by risarisa November 25, 2015