crunch

1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation

1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.

by elisha December 18, 2003

crunch

The act of liking someone.

like word:
crush

Man, i am so crunching on harry today.

by buggergirl July 20, 2008

Crunch

spicier word for the old bland version of Crunk

You keepin' it crunch, yo?

by Reese Jota King October 12, 2008

crunch

death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.

OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009

crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki November 14, 2015

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 September 7, 2016

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 September 7, 2016