Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

cock knocker

Someone who knocks there cock.

Omfg, Jojo his cock knocked by a cock knocker!!!!!

by Daniel and Higor (aka Igor) October 21, 2003

cock knocker

like ringing the door bell but your balls do the ringing and your cock does the knockin'

he grabbed his cock knocker till his balls rang"ding dong"

by pchmaint January 5, 2006

cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer

When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.

Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.

by poop sack December 12, 2010

Cock knocker

Cock knocker is someone who loves the cock! loves the touch,the look & the smell of a hard member. A cock knocker is similar to a knob jockey however there is no penetration! Basically this phrase is an uber insult to men,if someone calls you it you gotta be ready to retalliate with similar such insults! so i hate my mate-call him COCK KNOCKER

Mark Hamill is a cock knocker(jay & silent bob)
Barnes is a cock knocker! (not jay & silent bob
"I have more hate for you,you are truely the world's biggest COCK KNOCKER"

by EGGMUNDO December 28, 2005

cock knocker

a cock knocker is a person with a large fist who smashes males in the balls for no apparent reason.

cock knocker pretty much ball tap but a huge ass fist is the tapper

by chronic007 November 21, 2009

cock knocker

A member of the public who constantly wastes car sales executives time by asking fucking stupid questions and wanting to test drive every car on pitch.

person aged about 50 who has nothing better to do better known as a cock knocker.

by carsales May 14, 2010