cloaking

To drive a car at night with the headlights off, also known as ghosting.

On that stretch of highway running by Carrboro, NC, I was cloaking the other night for a short bit as I approached the underpass.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

croaning

A) The act of thoroughly washing ones testicles.
B) Bathing specifically for the purpose of washing testicles.

Could also be seen as the male equivalent of "I'm washing my hair", as it can be used as an excuse or obscure rejection.

Sam: Hey man, wanna come down the pub?

Tom: Nah, can't dude I'm croaning tonight.

(I croan, They croaned, He is croaning, You are a croaner)

by Splodgers July 19, 2010

Crocking

A new word for fucking influenced by the ugyness of the shoes "crocks" or "crocs"

Crocks are so Crocking hidious!

by YoungYulia August 30, 2006

Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

let's get craking

when you tell your buddy that let's go and smoke crack now

James: my girl just broke up with me for a baller
Devin: Then let's get craking

by crack Ben August 4, 2012

croating

The act of slathering a penis in crunchy peanut butter to attract others.

"Oh, did you see Ben croating a donkey at the petting zoo the other day? What a sicko."

by Waiting... June 28, 2015

cloaking device

a condom, see party hat

Before penetration, engage cloaking device.

by red rosie September 12, 2011