King Crimson

One of the few truly "unique" bands out there. King Crimson has a darker tone than most other progressive rock bands from the 70's/ 80's, and their style is almost unlike any other band before them or since. Featuring some truly mesmerizing and wildly creative guitar riffs (thanks to the amazing lead guitarist Robert Fripp), dark and unusual yet not overly pretentious lyrics, and a whole string of different influences ranging from jazz to classical music, King Crimson is the definition of Progressive Rock. They're still releasing new albums to this day, but the only remaining member from the original lineup is lead guitarist Robert Fripp.

Listen to King Crimson

by KnuxMAGIC June 20, 2005

The Crimson Fucker

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.

Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)

by Nemortul November 15, 2019

crimony

could be an excited thing uttered when surprised or wanting to show intent.

"if I got to go then I got to go, crimony!"

"crimony, that was my hand!"

by mike watt October 3, 2007

crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene

Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008

King Crimson

It just WORKS

Dude 1: Hey, how does King Crimson work?

Dude 2: It just works.

by DioBrandoIsHawt July 10, 2019

Crimson Chin

A person that has a specially large chin. Like the super hero from the show Fairly Odd Parents.

Hey, there comes the Crimson Chin!

by SalBlue June 28, 2018

Ol' Crimson

The name of the Washington State University (WSU) school flag that is flown on the television show: ESPN College Football Gameday (CGD).

Originally the flag was a 3 foot by 5 foot crimson colored field with a white WSU logo. In 2005 the flag size was increased to 5 foot by 6.5 feet. It has been flown on every CGD show since the middle of the 2003 college football season (including Houston 2005 -- it was there).

After each season the Ol' Crimson for that season is retired, having been autographed by all WSU fans and alummu who flew her on the shows, by the CGD show celebreties, and by other WSU sports-related people-of-note.

We saw Ol' Crimson in the crowd behind Chris Fowler on the College Gameday show last Saturday.

by Tom Pounds July 28, 2006