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crimp on my pimp

Someone that cock blocks your moves with a girl.
A Player hater.
My ex put a crimp on my pimp with my boo.
by BeavisBungholio December 4, 2018
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Crimp

A crimp is when a pimp gets a severe cramp anywhere on his body
The swaggy pimp got a horrible crimp
by UltraHerp July 24, 2014
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turd crimp

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.
1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."
by Chris J June 18, 2004
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Crimp

Crimp is when two or more people make a random on the spot song, which normally makes no sense what so ever.
Loose some weight -

better loose some weight fatty-Ciaren
banana, banana, banana- Johnny
jogging, jogging-Callum

All sang together in unison. :D

Lets go crimping for money
by Callum The one the only January 14, 2008
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crimp

A style of walking that typically involves an exaggerated repetitive step movement such as hiking up on one side or swinging one arm or snapping fingers in time with the gait. May also be referred to as "styling" or "bopping".
Yo, see that dude crimpin' down the street? That's Elroy!
by ODODIODO August 14, 2009
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Crimp

by ej2095 July 1, 2014
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crimp job

When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube
Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job
by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017
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