crimped

the state of mind of being completely baked after smoking weed.

duu I'm fuckin crimped to the moon right now.

Yeah, I'm too crimped to function.

Them daiper nugs gettin me crimped! Cheaa boyeeee

Crimpin' ain't easy.

by grainzz April 24, 2011

crimping

a popular dance done by the brennan children that consists of flailing limbs slightly off time to one hit wonders of the once liked pop culture music genre.

"erin, put on some fanking crimping music!"

by spease September 10, 2006

crimp

A crimp is a penis that does not open, and has no opening to pee, if that can be visualised. It is largely mythical as I have yet to come across someone who will openly admit to having a crimp. But then male lactation is also largely mythical but there are many websites devoted solely to that practise...

Do you have a crimp?

My god, you do as well!!!

by Very Expert December 25, 2005

crimping

The act of having a awsome morning after awsome night.

man that was a good night lets go crimping

by sachalottapuss November 30, 2009

crimp

an asshole. brown eye. dookie shute. it refers to ur asshole looking like the top of a bottle where the cap is crimpped.

When that fat bitch bent over i saw her nasty crimp.

by "EL CONQUISTADOR" February 27, 2009

crimp

A merging of the title, "Criminal Pimp."

Yo Crimp, where all da hos at?!

by Shaun December 30, 2003

crimp hole

It's your but hole

Your a sexy woman with a sexy crimp hole

by Markolovesdarkhole August 25, 2016