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bluetooth crazy

1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.

2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
by cam828 March 20, 2008
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Crazy Turkey

When your having sex, and the girl moans, but instead of a regular moan she gobbles likes a turkey.
You've gotten the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed!
by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014
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crazy gorilla

The crazy gorilla is when someone puts saranwrap over the other person's ear and then shits in it. Then the male will fuck the person's ear.
Hay babe, I am going to give you a crazy gorilla tonight.
by Dr.cam1969 November 26, 2015
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crazy dave

a man who has a pot helmet and a time machine called penny that's smarter than him, fights zombies with plants, and just put a walnut in your hand, why? because he's CRAAAAZY!!!
Crazy dave: hi I'm your neighbour crazy dave, but you can call me crazy dave
by Thedeadmemelord November 30, 2019
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Snapshow Crazy

When a person (usually a young female) becomes emotionally unstable and maniacally loses their temper on a regular basis, most often when debating on topics such as driving skills, hygiene and the glass ceiling.
Gal: Hey dude should I bring this hoe to coyotes with us?
Jim: I dont know man, not a good idea, I heard that bitch was snapshow crazy.
by The Achievers December 22, 2010
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Crazy Hamburguer

CRAZY HAMBURGUER, CRAAAZY HAMBURGUER! TITTIS HORRIBLE! CRAZY HAMBURGUER! CRAZY HAMBURGUEEEEER
crazy hamburguer
by Enzolegal September 30, 2020
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Girl-Crazy

A girl-crazy person (typically used of a guy) is someone who adores, obsesses over and fantasizes about girls/women. Although sometimes similar, a girl-crazy person isn't the same thing as a “player” or “womanizer”, since they don't necessarily seduce women or have a lot of casual sex with women.
Girl-crazy people think about girls all the time, like 24/7. No matter where they go, be it a restaurant, grocery store, library or concert, they're always trying to scout out the hottest girls they can find. They often crack suggestive jokes and invent clever pick-up lines. They're amazed by the female gender, from their complex personalities to their gorgeous curvaceous figures. Some of them own Playboy & Victoria's Secret magazines full of sexy models, and some of them have bedroom walls that are suffocated in posters & calendars of hot women/celebrities. Some of them are a little more subtle, in that they merely just focus their minds on females. It's really a pretty wide spectrum. Neil Patrick Harris's character, Barney, from the award-winning comedy TV show, How I Met Your Mother, is a good example of a girl-crazy person. However, of course, there are millions of girl-crazy guys and lesbians alike. There's nothing wrong with being girl-crazy, as it's usually a pretty natural part of life and human (sexual) development.
David: I heard James has a new celebrity crush on Zendaya.

Keshawn: Ah, yeah, man, he's all about her.

David: But I asked him just four days ago who his celebrity crush was and he said Ariana Grande. He even had posters of her hanging in his room.

Keshawn: Yeah, he likes her too, but he done traded her for Zendaya now.

David: How come?

Keshawn: Well for one, she is super hot, and two, James is deadass girl-crazy.
by BJ Everyday April 10, 2021
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