CapriSuning

The act of taking a Capri Sun and using a syringe to inject them with 10cc of flavored vodka and or everclear. Resulting in a euphoric experience of wonderment and joy.

Hey Billy want to go CapriSuning before the football game?
Sure Drew I would love to experience an epic mouthgasm from my favorite flavor a Capri Sun injected with a little liquid panty remover.

by Jiblets October 5, 2010

Capricorn

A Capricorn is someone who works hard and often gets less than they deserve. They are industrious workers and great leaders. Not always, but often very intelligent and smart. No one is more kind than a Capricorn.

She must be a Capricorn, she is kind to everyone she meets.

by Cheese123451297 March 18, 2019

Capricorn

One of the most amazing signs ever. This sign is the 12th zodiac sign, from late December to early January. People who have fallen under this sign are very hardworking & determined. These people don't really open up easily, but to that one person they'll be an open book. They're also very beautiful/handsome. Very loyal in relationships. Loves to joke.

"She/he's so pretty/hot, I wish I was her/him. Her/his confidence, her/his determination, and her/his quirkiness, she/he's just so perfect." The basic girl & boy say ironically at the same time as if this was staged.
"What's her/his zodiac sign?" I ask.
"He/she's born on December 26th, so they're a Capricorn." They reply, again in sync.
"Typical. Capricorns are so admirable."

by Mrmh2 September 22, 2020

Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.

Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.

by Shleeee January 1, 2019

that Naruto crap

(n) A term used to condescendingly describe anything Japanese, esp. animated television shows.

Guy 1: Have you ever seen End of Evangelion before?
Guy 2: I don't watch that Naruto crap.

by The Snig November 10, 2009

Capricorn

Capricorn's especially girls are confident but not egotistical, very attractive and have very slender nice bodies. This can make them seem intimidating but once you get to know them they are actually quite sweet. They don't dwell on their appearance or really think of themselves as hot, they are actually pretty modest and don't usually like a lot of attention.

Capricorn's are hardworking and sometimes come off as serious and take no bullshit. They are stereotyped as being boring but that is because when they meet someone new they can be guarded at first just to get a sense of who that person is. Once you get to know them you'll realize they are funny, have a witty sense of humor and love adventure. But the one thing you don't want to do is piss them off. This is when their inner bitch comes out. They are good at making you feel very bad and guilty and have a hard time feeling any sort of remorse for those they don't particularly like. They have a strange ability to cut themselves off from people emotionally very fast if you have wronged them. They don't have to say much at all for you to know they dislike you. All it takes is one piercing look from them and it's enough to know you should keep your distance. Just play it cool and don't get on their bad side. They have a lot of friends but only a few they consider very close and share things with. It's hard to get them to talk about their emotions because they are very independent and prefer to deal with their issues on their own. They don't like people to see them vulnerable under any circumstances. But that is not to say they don't help others. They often give good advice and help others they care for when they're in need. They are the best friends you could ask for and the worst enemy you'd want to have.

by floridasunkissed July 14, 2010

Crap N' Fap

The act of taking a dump and then masturbating.

Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"

John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"

by Fapking October 30, 2011