crapsicle

the man's penis after anal sex. It most regularly appears on an anal slob.

"Man! My dick was like a crapsicle after last night with Liz!"

by Sasha H. May 30, 2005

Crapsicles

Splatters of crap left in the toilet after numerous courtesy flushes.

crapsicles crap flush toilet poop

by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009

crapcicle

An ice-cold beer of the un-tasty variety.

Since I was the last person to arrive at the party, all that was left in the cooler were frosty crapcicles.

by A-row May 19, 2003

Crapsticles

shit for balls

alec baldwin has crapsticles

by Masta Piz April 19, 2009

Crapclusion

A conclusion that has gone to hell, i.e. a half-assed conclusion. You're so tired of writing your god-damned paper, that you don't give a damn what your conclusion sounds like.

Dude: "Three sentences make a paragraph. Three-sentence conclusion!"
--> 'The dude loved the betty. They both walked into the sunset. The dude and the betty lived happily ever-after.' <---

Betty: "You lazy faggot. Talk about a real crapclusion!"

by Octaane July 10, 2010

crapless

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

by Sushiray September 7, 2016

Crapsicle

When your shit freezes into a solid, stick of fecal matter.

Jonny: "Hey, when are ya coming to the party? "
Jimmy: "I can't come right now, I got a crapsicle stuck to my ass."

by Analator 5000 April 21, 2017