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lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 30, 2006
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Russian Crackpipe

When you give your bro some suck, and right as they nut in your mouth, you light their testicles with a lighter, essentially smoking the Russian Crackpipe
Even though I may never nut again, that Russian Crackpipe last night changed my life
by Armadyl4251 February 5, 2017
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Balenciaga Crackpipe

a doorstopper. Typically found in middle class homes/apartments, But you still live under minimum wage for the average coke head if you own these, or you're an alcoholic. Sliding doors are for experts.
"Got pulled over last night. The dog could smell the balenciaga crackpipe in the stashbox. He offered me a website he uses for sleep and gave me some water. Pig."
by tornxvi January 11, 2023
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crackpipe

somebody or sumthing that is crazy or scarily insane
This crackpipe wont gimme back my sack
by juliette July 27, 2004
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Homo crackpipe

When one gay man performs oral sex on another gay man while roasting his testicles with a BIC lighter and swallowing his love juice.
Omg bro I gave him the old homo crackpipe and now he's addicted.....
by xxHRDCR3xx March 15, 2024
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Cajun Crackpipe

The act of a male having sex with a woman, while a 3rd participant uses the woman’s anus as a crack pipe.
Have you ever had a 3-way?”
“Hell yea! Me and John did the Cajun Crackpipe on Jane!”
by 318ChevyOn35’s April 8, 2026
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