Matthew Costello

Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.

Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!

*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)

by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024

Hermes Costello

the hottest afro-latina you will ever see /srs

jae: omg is that hermes costello her titties are big
aimee: wtf

by jaeswrldd March 16, 2022

andrew costello

Nonce

1-Your a Andrew Costello

2-I’m gonna lose me job

by YA BOY BILLY August 15, 2021

Costello

One whom is hot and very sexually attractive. Usually those who call others Pretty boy

Johnathan, you are such a Costello. I wish I could of been as good looking as you are.

by londontiger23 June 26, 2023

Anthony costello

To succeed despite low intelligence; to pull a Anthony Costello.

"I won the lottery, Jim!"
"Wow, you really pulled an Anthony Costello."

by knewgfownofi909 October 24, 2022

The Costello media

In Australia the News networks controlled by former Liberal treasurer Peter Costello which have a liberal spin to much of their publications.

Labor should be winning this election easily but the Costello Media has done all it can to ensure the liberals win instead.

by Baggy Green Captain May 20, 2022

Danny Costelloe

Cute guy with a nice cologne on everyday and likes girls who smell nice and listen to r&b and have a fat ass and brown hair

Danny Costelloe is so sexy and smells so nice

by Olivia.Erceg69 November 22, 2021