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chibre cosmique

A chibre cosmique is basically a dick in space, in french. Literally ''cosmic cock'', it's funny.

you lonely ass can use it in a conversation with your friends and they can't understand it because it's fucking french
me : i'm a chibre cosmique !

my friend : cool !
by Flyuu_ May 10, 2021
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Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus
Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.
by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013
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Cosmic Brownie

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth
Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.
by Cyruspeppercorn February 11, 2018
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cosmic orgasm

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noun

1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.
"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."

"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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cosmic afro

A feeling of swelling around your head during the intake of a large amount of weed. It's the feeling of having a giant afro surrounding your head, weighing you down (and even getting caught on things if you're completely wrecked).
I think my head's gonna explode. My cosmic afro's gettin' bigger 'n' bigger.
by m-t July 7, 2005
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cosmironic

cos·mi·ron·ic
\kŏz'mĭ-rŏn'ĭk\
adjective

(a combination of cosmic and ironic)

1. Of or relating to the regions of the ironic universe distinct from the sincere Earth.

2. Of or relating to the regions of the sincere universe distinct from the ironic Earth.

3. Poignantly and infinitely or inconceivably contrary to what was expected or intended.

4. Inconceivably extended irony; vast irony.

5. Irony of fate.

--cos·mi·ro·ny \kŏz'mˈī-rə-nē also kŏz'mˈī(-ə)r-nē\ noun
(cosmic irony)
"It seems somehow cosmironic that I lost my cell phone, my laptop, AND my PDA within the same week."

"The cosmironic 'silver lining in every cloud' is nothing more than an optical illusion created by light refracting through airborne pollutants."

"Cruel cosmironic jokes played by God at our expense (Beethoven's loss of hearing, eg.)."

"Isn't it cosmironic? Don't cha think?"
by Pascalawag August 25, 2009
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