tune contamination

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.

Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis

by freakingname July 14, 2007

sensual eye contact

the act of engaging in intercourse thorough the actions of suggestive stares

oh man dude i gave your sister sensual eye contact and she loved it!

by GordoOoOoOoOoOoO August 27, 2006

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour

"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004

Cartad

Cartad is short for "CartadTheTooadAndTadpoleWithAPoleWithATadOfCartadAndTooad". A Cartad is a mischievous annoying fussy nerd. Cartad's are usually "gifted" which makes them very very special. A Cartad's natural habitat is right beside his sibling/parents where he can annoy the hell out of them. If you ever encounter a Cartad you should stop, drop and roll on the ground. This will make it so that the Cartad will not see you since he has bad eyesight.

Person 1: "Hey, my brother's being so annoying to be today. He's been bothering me all day"
Person 2: 'Wow, such a Cartad"

by Pokemon_bro April 9, 2021

full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.

Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."

by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007