a class taught in college by a crapology professor on how to cease in taking crap, being shit on, being at the top of a shitlist, listening to bullshitters,cutting off diareah mouth,shitty outlooks, etc...etc...
i'm so damn tired of taking crap off my crapology professor, I could shit a brick!!!or Hey, I just signed up for a new class this semester thats guarenteed to be a gas and easy to pass!!!LOL
by Country Fried... February 11, 2015
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Example 1:
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”
The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”
Example 2:
A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”
Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”
by MotherofMangos January 31, 2021
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The existential and overall useless
self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.
A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.
The existential and overall useless
self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.
A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.
Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?
Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.
Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.
Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.
Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!
Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.
Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.
Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.
Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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