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cool story bro 

A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
cool story bro by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011

cool story bro 

meaning

we don't really care, please shutup.

originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.

Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
cool story bro by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010

Cool Story Bro 

Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude
Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro

cool story 9000 bro 

Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO

Cool story, bro 

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."
Cool story, bro by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009

Cool Story, Bro 

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro