A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.
John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."
Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"
John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"
Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"
John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"
John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"
Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"
John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 4, 2010
Get the Cool story, bromug. A phrase used toward someone if you don't really care what they are saying, or your just joking around trying to annoy them.
by your a yickkkkkk August 30, 2013
Get the Cool story bromug. A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011
Get the cool story bromug. meaning
we don't really care, please shutup.
originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.
Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
we don't really care, please shutup.
originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.
Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010
Get the cool story bromug. When your opinion is irrelevant.
by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016
Get the cool story bro no one caresmug. tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
by IDGAFBRO May 3, 2011
Get the Cool story, bro! Tell it again!mug. A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.
Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011
Get the Cool Story Bro, Tell It Againmug.