Cookies N' Cream

When you shart and jizz at the same time and it mixes in your underwear.

"I ate some bad Chinese food last night before jerkin it and I Cookies N' Cream-ed"

by Cap95 July 29, 2017

Cookies N Cream

You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.

Dude, did you hear? I gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!

by Burt, Chuck, Keenan, & Mike February 18, 2008

Cookies N Cream

This happens when a man's hips are hovering over a womens chest and hes procedes to orgasm across her face. He orgasms so hard that he losses all control of his rectal musles and proceeds to deposit a loaf on said womens chest.

I told you we should not have ate mexican last night. I ended up giving this chick a Cookies n Cream.

by ziplocrts July 16, 2007

Edys Cookies and Cream

When edy and a slut meet they fuck in a Walmart bathroom and create the cream the the cookies and then adds in her love juice and you get the best ice cream around!

Have you ever had Edys Cookies and Cream I hear it's made with love

by QwertyQueer August 23, 2016

Hershey cookies and cream bar

When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards

I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit

by Anal creampir November 9, 2018

BK fusion cookie and cream

A very tasty food purchasable from BK ( Burger King ) for £1. it has a sweet liquid topped ontop the reasembles Cum and also little brown clusters the represent my shit. you can also ask for no cum or shit all though this means that the taste wont be as good.

Chinese woman: Hello welcome to Burger Kin how may i help you?
Me: Give me a fucking BK Fusion Cookie and Cream!
Chinese Woman: Ok that is one pound.
Me: Here you Cockel Picker, And i want no Shit but lots of Cum

by AndySpazzyMagee February 9, 2008

maple cream cookie

A woman who gets a Cream-Pie from a Canadian male

I went up to Canada and totally got a Maple Cream Cookie . I had to take a Plan B the next day...

by Bfreeky December 1, 2016