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And so to appease the gods, we offered them a cookie. It seemed to work.
by super official source August 12, 2014
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Fudge Stripe Cookie

Following the act of getting rammed in the ass, the extraction of the penis from your lady (on high fiber diet) leaving a frothy Beaver Slide on her back. Notably, no mention is made of the Fudge Stripe Cookies, to preserve the dignity of the Stripe contributor.
Daddy, I was fucking Jocinda in the butt and when boat shifted my penis made a Fudge Stripe Cookie on her back. Should I tell her?
by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
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Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?
by CrispyRoti October 9, 2022
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icky cookie

1. N: A game involving multiple men. The game is played by each man trying to ejaculate onto a cookie. The last man to jizz on the cookie loses and must eat the cookie.
Gavin: What the hell is icky cookie?
Ray: Its where you take a cookie and you all take turns jizzing on the cookie.
Gavin: Aww, Ray
by ManMythLegendFlyntCoal October 26, 2013
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Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
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Cookies by the Pool

Cake by the ocean refers to sex... "Cookies by the pool" refers to masturbation... aka... "Fapping"
Tiana thought that little old man was so damned sexy... she couldn't help but have some cookies by the pool...
by Content Creator February 4, 2018
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squirt cookie

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.
"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."
by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013
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