Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

the concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction

by chronic tacos April 15, 2014

Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do

Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it

by Stitch276 October 28, 2020

cartortionist

A person who can fit a reasonably large car into a tight and constricting parking space.

Dang bro the way you wedged your truck into that parking spot was amazing, you are a cartortionist my friend

by Capeesh October 26, 2010

contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

comportion

When you have an over whelming sense of being frustrated, angry, confused and are at the end of your rope. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of sadness or depression. There is no where to go but to give a big sigh and say you are "comportioned".

"I feel so comportioned to today. Nothing is going right."

"You make me feel so comportioned!!!"

by Jwela Lillicrop February 8, 2010