texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.

frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.

by hnbc August 4, 2006

loose connections

Shorthand for bad wiring in a person's brain resulting in bad behavior.

He definitely has some loose connections.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

connecting the bots

A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.

All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014

The Belmont Connection

A local Chicago sexual move, based off of the ever-popular Chicago "L" transportation system. The Belmont Connection is where passengers can connect from the Red Line to the Brown Line on the train.

In sexual terms, a man fucks a woman in her vagina and then proceeds to give her anal pleasure. Hence, moving from the "Red Line" to the "Brown Line".

Derrick: Hey Jamaal, you gonna get with that white girl, Tiffany?

Jamaal: You mean Tiffany from Lincoln Parkl? Yeah, I'm finna give her the Belmont Connection.

Derrick: GNR, better pack some KY and extra Jimmies.

by Afties January 25, 2011

interspecies connection

When animals of different species connect remotely and have an online conversation.

I fully expect and support my rabbit to have an interspecies connection if that is what he wants to do!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021