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By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.
Member 1: "Wow, that was a great round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"
by Congressional Member May 13, 2005
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congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.
It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.
by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020
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congressionalism

a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God
Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.
by afoundingfather February 19, 2011
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congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."
by Assex 776 October 5, 2013
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Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent
Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional
by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013
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Congressional

Congressional Country Club Swimming is back in 'A' there to stay... Whoot Whoot! Yah Congo one day we will go back to old times and BeAt Kenwood!
duh... Congo is the best... no doubt...
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the congressional

Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.
Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.
by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010
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