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confamuse

To cause others confusion and amusement simultaneously.
Sometimes I like to confamuse people with poetry.
by Ferugualatin March 28, 2008
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confamourated

A combination of the words confused and amourated. Used when there is an attraction to someone, but there are problems with an actual relationship.
Damn Nicole's hot, but so is her mom... I'm so confamourated.
by Teh Jester June 16, 2008
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confarnit

i found out the title of my college essay. Confarnit!!!
by radaheclipto November 26, 2009
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confauxdence

1. Harboring inner doubts about one's capabilities while displaying an outward appearance of legitimate confidence.
2. Prematurely forced self-assurance.
It's impossible to 'fake it till you make it' without starting off with at least a little bit of confauxdence.
by DaHindenburg April 20, 2010
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Confix

Verb: to confix is to configure and fix someone's drive (hard drive, flash drive, or any other media storage medium) so that it functions once more.
I will confix your shitty drive when I finish my beer.
by CrazyCasie May 2, 2010
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Colfax Credibility

Col•fax Cred•i•bil•i•ty
Col'faxus ˌKredəˈbilitē/
-noun

-refers to 'Colfax Avenue'. At 26.5 miles, it serves as the main business hub thru metro Denver, CO.

1. The power of inspiring trust and belief due simply to the fact that if one is pouring syrup on it, then it must be pancakes.
- a. validated by the insertion of terms "swear on god/mothers grave", "100% pure", "just ask anyone" and "serious as a heart attack".
-b. can be easily un-validated in the event authorities deem strange things afoot at the Circle K or other locations, by oath: "I don't no nothin. I was home watchin TV".
-from a guy selling meat out of his pickup at a bus stop, exalting the full bravado of Colfax Credibility: "I've got the best steaks and chops in town. Just ask anyone!".
by rbrightwell19 September 1, 2013
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Confazion

(Kon-faze-shun) Verb.
1). Doing or saying the exact opposite of what was discussed and agreed upon only moments earlier.
2). Alerting everyone around about your need to shit or describing the details of a recent shit.
Bill went off to hunt his secret spot, causing CONFAZION through out the rest of the group.
by Grousey McGrouserson October 26, 2018
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