Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.
Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."
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A lady friend (with benefits) Close girl-friend usually a spanish lady with a large rear end (double wide back side.)
Ooo lala look at that condonisa!
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Get the Condonisa mug.1) n. A Mr. Potato Head-esque facial adornment consisting of two unwrapped condoms placed over the eyes in order to distract, provoke, or arouse another person.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
2) v. To distract, provoke, or arouse another person by putting on condomeyes.
*Warning*: Overuse of condomeyes may result in a goggle tan.
1) Last night my wife refused to let me give her a Cleveland Brownie Crunch (again...), so I put on condomeyes until she gave in.
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
2) After my opponent missed a really easy beerpong shot because I had condoms on my face, I shouted, "You just got condomized (note spelling), bitch!"
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A coding boner; it's the "excitement boner," a coder or programmer realizes upon solving a major coding error or challenge. The male equivalent of coding nip-ons or "code-ons."
A coding boner; it's the "excitement boner," a coder or programmer realizes upon solving a major coding error or challenge. The male equivalent of coding nip-ons or "code-ons."
"Dude, I finally got the JSON file to execute properly. I'm so excited I got a code boner—a codoner!"
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