conch

a tropical marine mollusc with a robust spiral shell which may bear long projections and have a flared lip

Blow out forcefully through your lips, causing them to vibrate. Use your stomach muscles to blow the air out of your lungs through your mouth, keeping your lips close together. Your lips should vibrate slightly, causing the conch to make a noise like a horn.

by bluestinger66 January 24, 2023

Conch

To Conch (coh • nn • sh) is to kill someone, commit suicide, follow them to the afterlife, and rape them beyond the grave.

"You're pissing me off bro, I'm gonna Conch you"

by PoopusMcDingle December 7, 2025

Conch Master

The Conch Master is the 2nd oldest living being next to the Magic Conch and carries out important duties from the Conch Spirit itself. The Conch Master is currently living among the humans on Earth as one of them, until the next universal mission occurs.

"The Conch Master is the one who created the big explosion that created our solar system! I shall sacrifice this baguette in honor of her."

by cmaster103 March 22, 2019

Conch Fart

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

by Sparty911 June 27, 2018

conch shell shots

taking shots of liquor, preferably tequila, rum or vodka out of a conch shell by pouring liquor into the shell and drinking form the base. Usually done with a large audience of people chanting *CONCH SHELL SHOTS!* as they are taken.

Everyone at the party last night got tanked when they all did a round of conch shell shots.

by Bcorb June 28, 2011

conch shell

A great ass. You put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean.

KJ's ass is like a conch shell, put your ear to it and you can hear the ocean

by CHRHSLC May 26, 2009

conch salad

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

by Mattinho August 1, 2006