When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.
Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024
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by C_johns September 23, 2023
Get the Conalmug. Conall is a name used to describe a kind golden retriever boy with a big penis. Devilishly handsome but completely unaware of it. A fiend for pints.
Person A: “wow - that is such a gorgeous pint crazy man!”
Person B: “Yeah - he’s a real Conall alright.”
Person B: “Yeah - he’s a real Conall alright.”
by Loverofconall August 9, 2022
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Woman #1: omg Leonardo DiCaprio was so hot
Woman #2: yes he was a bit of a conall doherty back in his day
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