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Competitive Dog Fisting

Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.
You see those idiots? Competitive Dog Fisting over a spot in a frozen yogurt line.
by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017
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competitive leisure

In contrast to “leisure”, which can be idle time of ease, respite, and relaxation, competitive leisure is the use of free time to engage in an activity, typically done only to relax and relieve stress, to instead compete to achieve a goal in order to feel superior to others who may also enjoy the same leisure activity, so that the leisurely feelings of ease, respite, and relaxation are dependent on winning, besting others, and succeeding at pointing out to others one’s own superiority.
Eric and Tim rode their fat tire bikes up the mountain trail in the snow for an hour, neither one wanting to quit, letting their fun ride become a battle of competitive leisure.
by PlasticSurgeryNinja June 6, 2019
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Competitive Ranked mode

Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.
Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!
by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020
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Overwatch Competitive

hey have you tried Overwatch competitive
no
why
cancer
by hot_sexy boaiii February 14, 2022
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Competitive edge

Under the influence of drugs. eg: Alcohol, Weed, or Mushrooms. Used especially infront of people you don't want to know that you're under the influence.
Mr. Meadows: Excuse me. I will be right back. I need to go regain, my competitive edge.
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John:Dude. This year. John will build you an olympic sized pool. Just supply me with competitive edge and a hotel room to direct bitches too. I have mastered the art.
by nikdog January 6, 2013
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competitive

jerry-"want to play competitive?"
mike-(*slaps jerry in face*)
by Unforgive July 10, 2019
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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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