When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.
Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death
Louis: lol still a troll even after death
by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013
Get the Columbian Care Package mug.Colombian girls are one of the most beautiful women in the world. They are very sweet and seem very innocent but They are very heavy handed and aggressive. Most likely would win in a fight. They usually have very nice bodies and a big butt. They are also very flirtatious and love attention.
by Erick6678 April 13, 2013
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a nice country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs, that is it
colombia has a nice culture, and a variety of people, from blonde haired blue eyed folks, to dark so dark they are almost blue folks, one thing colombians have in common is that they look hot, whoever says colombia means drugs, can go suck their grannies tities, i am not colombian, however i have been there, and that country rules!!!
they got some of the hottest women u can ever come across.
colombia has a nice culture, and a variety of people, from blonde haired blue eyed folks, to dark so dark they are almost blue folks, one thing colombians have in common is that they look hot, whoever says colombia means drugs, can go suck their grannies tities, i am not colombian, however i have been there, and that country rules!!!
they got some of the hottest women u can ever come across.
by american boy January 19, 2005
Get the colombia mug.The high school in Denver, Colorado, where two social outcasts, who were utterly and wholesomely sick of their bullying by the Cool Jocks and similar, went on a murderous rampage. Not that this was justified, but one can see why they did it - it wasn't Marilyn Manson, it wasn't The Matrix, it wasn't Neo-Nazism, and it wasn't Quake. IT WAS SOCIAL CONDITIONING. They had been led to believe by those at the school that their lives were worthless, so they thought, "Mise well take a few down on our way out!".
Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.
Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.
by KHD June 11, 2003
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Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D
by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015
Get the Columbian Puppy Chow mug.A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.
"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
by mRKiPs January 31, 2017
Get the Colombian Dick Tie mug.The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
by Anonymous the creeper November 6, 2008
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