clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Clinch Maxxing

When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.

That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.

by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024

Clinch

The area behind your knee

A mosquito bitch her clinch and caused a nasty rash.

by queefquarf234 June 6, 2022

Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.

Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”

by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025

Clinch

Common slang for the female genitalia, often used in Eastern Ireland

That’s a fine clinch

by Clinchbag May 17, 2022

marshawn clinch

The act of having to clinch a shit while running like Marshawn Lynch to the bathroom.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016

marshawn clinch

The act of clinching a poop while running to the bathroom like Marshawn Lynch.

Susan marshawn clinched all the way through Walmart yesterday!

by JakesMom69 July 30, 2016