CLARPING

Clarping is when you clap at the same time as you fart to drown out the sound.

The nervous freshman clarped at the senior party to avoid embarrassment. (Verb)

Definition: Clarping is when you clap at the same time as you fart to drown out the sound.

by Clarping March 23, 2024

Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.

Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.

by rideF May 14, 2024