Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008

Clark

verb, the act of failing a class, usually a college class, between 3 to 5 times before either: 1. passing said class, or 2. Failing to retake the class.

"Yeah, so he failed Chem II for the fifth time, he totally Clarked it."

by S. Trumbull September 8, 2008

clarked

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.

Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!

by Mambam March 9, 2008

Clarked

The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.

My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!

by Conscientious Mailer February 23, 2014

Clark

A religious cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult have the fundamental belief that all members should be surgically enhanced by taking important parts of their body away from them. Clark

'I was kidnapped by those F***ing Clarkes again. They took my knob and fed it to a lion!'

'Jeez, when I got clarked they took all my hair, from all over my body!'

'those Clarkes are out of fucking line man!'

by Crainey January 27, 2007

Clarke

This word is derived from the ancient Egyptian hieroglyph meaning to love, or love physically. Men named Clarke are typically studs and have gargantuan trouser snakes. Women with the name Clarke are notoriously good slam pieces and should be hunted down and smashed as often as possible. It is always recommended to wear a rubber when engaging a Clarke because you can’t be sure who else has been there.

Dude 1: "Bro, I met this Clarke the other day at the laundry mat and loaned her 25 cents. She was so grate she jumped my bones right there."
Dude2: "NO WAY!!!!"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, those tile floores are a killer on your knees."

by The Glad Pirate Named Roger January 15, 2011

Clarke

Custard Layered Apple 'n' Rhubarb Krumble 'Ead.
What d'you get? Clarke.
Colloquial term for fat.

Josh: "Since splitting with Callum, all she does all day is stay at home, eating ice cream and watching re-runs of 'Lost'. She's getting quite clarke."

by cummings2k10 July 10, 2010