Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008

Clark

verb, the act of failing a class, usually a college class, between 3 to 5 times before either: 1. passing said class, or 2. Failing to retake the class.

"Yeah, so he failed Chem II for the fifth time, he totally Clarked it."

by S. Trumbull September 8, 2008

clarked

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.

Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!

by Mambam March 9, 2008

Clarked

The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.

My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!

by Conscientious Mailer February 23, 2014

Clarking

When an upper-classman dates a younger female at a school. "Clarkers" will usually have a string of failed relationships that only lasted for a few weeks. Those who clark usually do so because they are infamous around school and no girls in their grade want to date them, it is because of this the clarker usually takes advantage of the newer girl's ignorance pertaining to who the clarker really is.

The bigger the age difference between the clarker and the victim, the more pathetic it becomes (ie a junior dating a freshman is worse than a sophmore dating a freshman)
Someone is not clarking if they have been dating the younger girl for more than 6 months, or if they have only clarked once.

Person 1: "Dude Josh was picking his nose in class again."
Person 2: "The guy who shit himself in math last year?"
Person 1: "Yeah! I heard he has another freshman girlfriend this year."
Person 2: "Probably because she doesn't know how gross he is."
Person 1: "Poor girl doesn't even realize she's a victim of clarking."
Person 2: "Wait wasn't he with Taleene last week?"

by Confessabear November 7, 2012

Clark

A religious cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult have the fundamental belief that all members should be surgically enhanced by taking important parts of their body away from them. Clark

'I was kidnapped by those F***ing Clarkes again. They took my knob and fed it to a lion!'

'Jeez, when I got clarked they took all my hair, from all over my body!'

'those Clarkes are out of fucking line man!'

by Crainey January 27, 2007

Clark

Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has too much fun doing manly things with his friends is still t o be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the unobtainable!

Girl 1: You saw Clark at the beach?! What was it like to see such shirtless perfection?
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.

by luxembourg October 11, 2010