Cisco

The hand 4-9 offsuit in Poker. Derived from the San Francisco 49ers.

I'll never win this pot with Cisco.

by Funkee November 12, 2004

Ciscoside

The act of blowing your head off after your brain melts from taking CISCO.

Max: "What the hell is all this shit about packets and routers?"
Ryan: "I don't know, but I think I want to commit Ciscoside with the Cisco Whip."

by Anonymousususususus January 19, 2011

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017

Cisconception

When cisgendered people make assumptions or presume that stereotypes regarding non-cisgendered people are accurate.

A: “All trans people have surgery.”
B: “That is a common cisconception.”

by Starshinekaos February 7, 2021

Cisco Adler

Was frontman for band Whitestarr. Is now in a band with a man nicknamed Shwayze (Aaron Smith).Participated on "The Rock Life" on VH1. Dated Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, and Kimberly Stewart. Kim Stewart got a tattoo saying "Daddy's little girl loves Cisco." Then they broke up and she changed Cisco to "disco" BHAHAHHA!
He has a picture that's all over the internet with his balls hanging real low.

Dude, I just Goodled Cisco Adler and a disturbing picture of him with saggy balls!

by Breana90 October 8, 2008

CISCO

A class of poitless origin that supposedly teaches networking... Actually you could probably teach yourself to network better with sticks and raw sewage. Tests consist of radom untaught material. WARNING: Will drasticly decrease GPA!!!

(also see:CISCOwned)

I took a CISCO class, four kids dropped out, the teacher jacked the notes off some Canadian website, and we all got CISCOwned in the grades department.

by Lennyist Leader April 19, 2004

ciscentrism

A pervasive and institutionalized system that others transgender people and treats their needs and identities as less important than those of cisgender people.

Society needs to shift to eliminate ciscentrism and become more inclusive of transgender people.

by GoHomoGo1 March 9, 2010