christ be damned

expletive. when used correctly: can terminally vapor lock the old and infirmed... cast fundies into apoplectic fits... generally focuses the attention of any individual or crowd.

when golfing, hook your first shot into the rough. yell "CHRIST BE DAMNED!!!!" ... followed by striking the earth with your driver. walk towards the cart. those two strangers in your foursome won't know what to think... and their game will likely be a bit off.

by angry bald guy October 7, 2009

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004

Brisus Christ

The era when the guitarist for Queen, Brian May, had a beard. He looked a heck of a lot like Jesus and now Queen fans worship him.

Can I interest you in coming to the church of Brisus Christ?

by Brisus Christ November 18, 2019

christabella

A beautiful girl with a kind heart. If you ever have a christabella you are one lucky man!

Wow I wish I have a christabella!

by Definitions of words/names November 1, 2017

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

christel

beutiful sexy and stunning girl that will always keep a smile on someones face. a bit selfish sometimes but will always sort it out .this girls in young life is not so popular or hubba hubba but will tern to a godess in a few years time .she is also very funny and is a class clown in nearly every lesson!if you get this girl angry you might be in a hostpital bed and a body part maybe irratated a girl named christel usually has long blonde-ginger hair and blue-green eyes

christel grait in bed
everyone dreams of christel
christel is a amazing friend

by true-facts94 August 8, 2018